ok, this one has been bouncing around in my head for years. i finally sat down the other day and got it defined. feel free to let me know where you think maybe something needs to be added, we'll get it right in the end!
CHEESY RATING SCALE (or cheesey, or cheesie, or just plain cheese... it's up to you)
* -cheddar cheese soup- example: any sci-fi or fantasy movie before the original star wars.
** -velvetta- example: any tv show older than 10 years (brady bunch, waltons, little house on the prarie, saved by the bell). not that i won't watch these type of shows... but gads, some of this stuff was really cheesy!
*** -processed cheese single slices (the plastic wrapped ones)- example: any 1/2 hour infomercial selling anything! and i do mean anything, have you seen late night tv lately?! it's scary!
**** -spray can cheese- example: any gadget for $19.95 tv ad, also valentine's day and mom's day floral ads.
***** -rancid spray can cheese- example: jewelry ads during christmas! this is the new one i just had to come up with, didn't think there was anything worse than spray can cheese... but this years holiday jewelry ads proved me wrong!
so, there it is... pass it around to all your friends.
stay tuned...
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